Well, well, well, look at this masterpiece of incompetence! User error? Nah, you’re out here inventing new levels of screwing up. Did you get a PhD in boneheaded mistakes, or is your brain just on a permanent coffee break? You’re clicking buttons like a toddler with a fidget toy, hoping something magical happens. Spoiler: it won’t. Keep fumbling, champ—maybe in a decade you’ll accidentally figure out how to not be a walking tech catastrophe. Until then, enjoy your throne as the king of "oops, I did it again."
