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Modern Jack Handy?
« on: August 24, 2009, 06:33:09 AM »
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 11:03:11 AM »
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Thats a nice one 12x^ I got quite a giggle out of 75% of them and even quoted a few of them :)

LOL he he he he he get it ?!
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 02:20:52 PM »
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So true!  ;D
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 03:38:51 PM »
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Nice, I liked the majority of them.  Some were kinda...meh but most were pretty funny!
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 04:23:48 PM »
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Nice find 12X!! So many of them are sooooooo true too!!!
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 04:27:22 PM »
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Funny thing was when I first start reading this, it was hard to follow until I read the "Jack Handy" title.  So I slowed it down in my mind in affirmation cadence, and viola!  Fun stuff.  heheh
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2009, 07:35:18 PM »
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sadly, i have thought almost all of those in my head. Although, after getting into pharmacy school, i now know why we learned cursive, it's FASTER!
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 05:53:09 PM »
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 05:58:48 PM »
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BTW, when Texas succeeds, I will probably move there.  Sorry, your new siggy reminded me.  heh
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 06:05:31 PM »
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We have our own army still controled exclusivly by the gov also an air force I really hope we do drop the US our econemy is much more stable than the rest of the country lol
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 06:07:38 PM »
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I'm already looking at apartments.  :)  I'm getting a bit tired of nearly 10% sales tax here in Cali.  I've always loved San Antonio and Austin.
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 06:35:37 PM »
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dude for 20 to 30k you can have a 3 bedroom house around abilene forget the high priced areas :)
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2009, 06:41:44 PM »
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I'm one of the few that still has equity left; I could buy 6!  heh.
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 02:09:02 AM »
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Plus doesn't Texas have no property tax? Or is that income tax?... Either way it's better than Missouri price wise, except when it comes to gas.
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Re: Modern Jack Handy?
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 04:24:03 AM »
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yeah no state income tax at all seriously TM if you decide to look around my area you have a place to stay and a guide man.
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