Don't listen to them.... FEAR THE GOTO for they are evil

GOTO's prance around scripts like they are Gods. No matter what is going on, they have absolute control over where the code flows. And you know what they say about absolute power... yep, it Corrupts Absolutely.
Lets have a look at this little gosub. He's just enjoying his part in the script waiting patiently until he's needed, then he'll perform his function as programmed, then graciously return to the main script. He's a team player.
gosub Our_Friend
the rest of the script
sub Our_Friend
waits patiently until called
finally the moment comes
performs his part
knows he's a small part of the bigger picture
finishes up his role
happily returns control back to the script
Now lets see what GOTO does to him....
gosub Our_Friend
the rest of the script
sub Our_Friend
waits patiently until called
finally the moment comes
GOTO SOMEWHERE_ELSE
looks around confused
wonders where the script went
wonders why the script doesn't need him any more
worries it might have been something he said, or did
wonders if he should return, or not....
feels that if he did return it might be awkward for the mainscript
confusion sets in
sits idly by, crying quietly to himself, wondering why the script turned it's back on him
...... sorry..... something in my eye...... sec.......