Hmm...what to say. Welp, I'm an old-school, but on-again, off-again UOer. I played in the original UO beta and for a bit after that, but then took a break for like 8 years.

Then the call of nostalgia brought me back a year ago. And you know what? It's still fun! Amazing. Still a clickfest, though, but I guess most MMOs are. I've gone through a couple of the other ones out there (most notably WoW for a couple of years...sigh) and UO's still one of the best.
Let's see...girlfriend's measurements? Silly introduction guidelines -- MMO players don't have girlfriends!
(Actually I have no idea what her measurements are...but she's 6'2" if that helps. I get her to beat up all the mean people who pick on me. Go get 'em, Amy!)